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From GCFL.net:
Times are tough, so many companies are contemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are a few to keep an eye on:

FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS.
(The new company will be called Farewell Honeychild)

POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS, and KEEBLER.
(The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)

W.R. GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO, MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS.
(The new company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)

3M and GOODYEAR.
(The new company will be called MMM Good)

JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE.
(The new company will be called Deere Abi)

HONEYWELL, IMASCO, and HOME OIL.
(The new company will be called Honey Im Home)

DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE, and METAL MINING.
(The new company will be called Mine All Mine)

KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN.
(The new company will be called Knott NOW)

ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO, and DAKOTA MINING.
(The new company will be Zip Audi Do-Da)

MOTOROLA and ENRON.
(The new company will be called Moron)

Received from Gary Sessions.

I was going to tell you all about a reception I went to last night, but I'm so sleepy I think the story will keep for a day or two until I wake up (I don't do well going to sleep so late and waking up so early!). But you can steal a peak on their website.
Hopefully I'll talk to you more tomorrow. ♥