A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang, so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.
Then she said to the minister, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
Received from Timothy Anger.
Orangutan
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Received from ArcaMax Jokes.
Workplace Humor
Boss asks employee: "Do you believe that there is life after death?"
Employee: "Certainly not; there's no proof of it."
Boss: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you."
Received from Ron Call.
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